Bees 3, Nads 2

BEES go 3-2 at NADS

Game 1 – The Bees score 5 in the top of the 9^th to win 7-6. Encarnacion hit two dingers

Game 2 – Bees win 10-6 Swarzak and Albers give up 8 runs in last three innings

Game 3 – Nads win pitching duel between Tillman and Ubaldo Jimenez 2-1

Game 4 – Another pitching duel – tied 1-1 until the Bees scored twice and the Nads went down 1,2,3 in the bottom of the 13^th inning

Game 5 – Arcia hit an 8^th inning dinger for the winning run – NADS win 5-4

Bees 3, Rhinos 2 (again)

18 Jul – Rhinos 4 – Bees 3

Rhinos Win

First baseman Joey Votto had 3 base hits and Randall Delgado tossed a complete game as the Rhinos defeated the Bees 4 to 3 in Rhino Land.

 

19 Jul – Rhinos 5 – Bees 1

Rhinos Win

Zach McAllister hurled a 3 hitter as the Rhinos defeated the Bees by the score of 5 to 1 at Rhino Land.  McAllister was tremendous on the mound for Rhinos.  He gave up just 3 hits and 1 walk in 9 innings.

 

20 Jul – Bees 2 – Rhinos 0

Bees Win

Neither pitching staff had allowed a run after the regulation nine innings. The Bees were victorious in the 10th inning.  After an out was recorded, Omar Infante began the rally when he singled.  Werth came next and he blasted a two-run home run.

 

25 April –Bees 10 – Rhinos 7

Bees Win

Jayson Werth smacked a grand slam as the Bees staged a dramatic comeback over the Rhinos by a score of 10 to 7 at Rhino Land.

 

26 Apr – Bees 5 – Rhinos 1

Bees win

Ervin Santana had a strong outing and Freddie Freeman had 3 base hits at Rhino Land as the Bees beat the Rhinos 5 to 1.

Nads 5, Rhinos 2

Rhinos go 2-5 at Nads -  All games played Quick play during a rehearsal -

Game 1 - Tied game (2-2) until bottom of 9^th. Bases loaded squeeze play by Legares for the win.

Game 2 – Fister and Collmenter combine to shut out the Rhinos 4-0

Game 3 – Nads scored 3 in the bottom of the first to give Tillman enough support to pitch a complete game win 8 -2

Game 4 – Nads scored 2 in the first – never looked back as they got a 4-2 win over the Rhinos

Game 5 – Rhinos win 5-2 as Garza struck out 11 Nads

Game 6 – Tied 2-2 after 9 innings. Frazier won the game for the Nads with an RBI single

Game 7 – Rhinos finally woke up as they scored 12 runs for the win 12-7. Sabathia pitched a complete game for the win

Bees 5, Nads 0; Bees 3, Rhinos 2

The Beeboy played some games. Game stories to come.

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Extra Reserve Pick Update

With the MLB division champions and Wild Card teams set, here's an update of our standings in the race for the extra reserve pick.

1. Killer Bees (11 points so far - 32 possible points remaining)
2. Tweeners (10 - 39)
2. FFTs (10 - 35)
2. Warpigs (10 - 32)
2. Rhinos (10 - 20)
6. Buckeyes (9 - 39)
6. Drillers (9 - 32)
6. Mavs (9 - 29)
9. Zaps (8 - 39)
10. Fungoes (7 - 35)
10. Wahoos (7 - 32)
12. DVs (6 - 32)
13. Inmates (5 - 32)
14. Sidewinders (3 - 18)
15. SuperGoofs (2 - 3)

The order for a possible tie-breaker:
1. FFTs and DVs both missed by 3
3. Bees missed by 10
4. Drillers 13
5. Mavs and Inmates 15
7. Wahoos 29
8. Tweeners 31
9. Buckeyes and Fungoes 34
11. Warpigs 36
12. Zaps 44
13. Rhinos 62
14. Sidewinders 73
15. Goofs 124

The tie-breakers question was the number of strikeouts Masahiro Tanaka would get. He got 141.

Rhinos 3, Sidewinders 2

Snakes go 2-3 vs Rhinos at home.

Inmates 4, Mavs 1

You took four out of five here.  Kind of strange actually.  You outscored me by seven in the ten games but won nine of them.

A special Inmate commentary tonight for the five game series at the Rastadome between the Inmates and the Mavs.  Hide the women and children, find a cat to kiss and holy shit let’s get going.

5/15:  Not only a great song by the Who but the date for game one of the long awaited final set of games against Hal.  Quintana takes the hill against Jeremy Guthrie who looks around at the at bat hampered lineup and says to his catcher Evan Gattis “it’s a good thing I don’t do this sober”.  Both starters suck early on and we can tell that the Inmates enjoy that more.  Segura lets a two out X roll through (we got a 1 per Hal) with the bases loaded and the Inmates are heard to holler “Fuck me”.  But Brandon Barnes fails to roll the ball park grand salami.  3-2 through 2 and the beakless chicken is already drunk.  Hal steals third 1-13 in the fourth with runners on first and second and one out.  We question whether manager Steve would have done the same but Hal knows all and Parra follows the steal with a fly ball B.  Tie game.  Steven Drew follows with the fifth 5-7 hit of the game so far and the Inmates take the lead.  But the Mavs follow up in the bottom of the fourth with an Elvis walk and Upton 2-8 tater.  These two pitchers truly stink and if we still used points they’d be long gone.  Thankfully we don’t or Guthrie would only have 40 innings pitched.  On to the fifth with the Mavs winning 5-4.  Can Guthrie get through the inning and maybe have a shot at a win?  Yes!  Clean living pays off as the Inmates call their entire lineup a bunch of limp dicks.  The Mavs go to Holland in the sixth because Hal never does and he has a lot of innings left.  Dustin Ackley (2e4) lets two straight X chart hits through.  Headley 2e13 makes his second error of the game.  Hal hates my infield.  Bases loaded one out and CarGo and Beltre coming up.  1-8 CarGo grand slam.  And Hal tells me Greg Holland is tired.  No wonder Hal never pitches him.  Barnes hits the ball park homer with no one on to get us within two but it ends there.  CarGo’s grand slam earns him the Betty’s Brothel Blow of the Game.  8-6 Inmates.

5/16:  Straily against Sorry Ass Homer Allowed Bailey (SAHAB).  Hal claims it a beautiful day for a ballgame but he always does.  In the top of the first with two outs Hal has CarGo steal third.  Once again we question whether manager Steve would do that but Hal knows all and Beltre follows with a one star single plating the first run of the game.  Hal is a communist fag but what can you do?  Then just because I called him a commie fag, Chris Davis rolls a 20 on a  homer 1-19 with two on.  Hal is a cross dressing commie fag.  Properly chastised Hal gives a Mavs a bevy of cheap hits in the bottom of the first.  Straily is chased and A. J. Ramos comes in with the Inmates down 6-1 with one out in the first.  The Inmates are heard to exclaim “Shitfuck” and having seen their magazine collection in the 90’s, this is not taken as an idle threat.  The game just moves along from there.  The Mavs win 8-1 and SAHAB now mathematically cannot lose 20 games.  That earns him the Grumpy’s Bail Bonds Player of the Game.  Notably here in game seven, the Mavs finally win a game against the Inmates.  And not a moment to soon as the Mavs GM slips the revolver back into the drawer.

8/8:  The Inmates match Jarrod Parker with Fort Worth’s Yovanni Gallardo or as the Inmates might call him Innavoy Odrallag.  Sadly Kolten Wong remains in the minors for this series too as I’m sure many NASOMA managers were wondering what the Inmates would do with an active Wong.  CarGo hits two more 1-8 homers.  Parker shuts the Mavs down and in a truly boring game the Inmates win 4-1.  CarGo wins the Grumpy’s Bail Bonds Player of the Game.  In a side note, Kendrick (2e14) makes an error and lets an X go through to help the Inmates score their other runs.  Hal is a cross dressing crack whore commie fag.

8/9:  Guthrie faces Chacin.  A game like this should draw the pitcher’s parents and that is about it.  The beakless chicken is a no show as he is passed out in Betty’s Brothel at game time.  The Inmates squander a lot of opportunities but lead 3-2 heading to the bottom of the ninth largely because they hit the ball park taters that Upton missed.  Hal brings in Inmate closer Jason Grilli for the bottom of the ninth.  Upton rolls a 3-12 line out max.  Soto up next.  Grilli whiffs him.  The Mavs pinch hit at bat challenged Jason Heyward hoping a big fly off Grilli (4-9).  6-6 whiff.  The Mavs lose their eighth out of nine against the Inmates 3-2.  Shitfuck.  The offensive stars were Rizzo and Drew who both nailed ball park taters (1-7). But Chacin wins the Grumpy’s Bail Bonds Player of the Game.

8/10:  Stults against SAHAB.  CarGo rolls his fourth 1-8 homer of the five game series.  When will this end?  Adam Jones hits another ball park homer.  When will this end?  Meanwhile Chris Davis hits two more homers and we’re tied 3-3 at the end of four.  The Inmates scratch a run in the sixth as Ackley fails to get to another X chart.  Commie fag crack whore Hal strikes again.  The Mavs make a thousand moves in the eighth and none of them work.  We leave two more runners on base.  Jim Henderson is on the mound in the bottom of the ninth as the Inmates burned through their bullpen in the eighth.  Both teams are about out of moves.  Soto whiffs on a 1-6 (batter gets his pitch but misses it).  Gattis rolls a 1-8 ground out.  But Cornbread Maxwell rolls a 4-9 walk.  Surprisingly Hal brings in yet another reliever A. J. Ramos to face Chase Headley.  Maxwell misses the steal sign.  So it is up to Headley Lamar.  3-7 whiff.  The Inmates win 4-3.  Adam Jones wins the Grumpy’s Bail Bonds Player of the Game going three for four with three RBI’s

Sidewinders 4, Zaps 1

The Zaps took game one and it was all downhill after that. The Snakes
bats simply blew up Cole Hamels in two different games and shelled  Zak
Geinke to boot on the way to taking 4 of 5 from the home team.

Inmates and FFTs Trade

The Inmates traded A.J. Pierzynski to the FFTs for Nick Tepesch.

Nads and FFTs Trade

The FFTs move Miguel Gonzalez to the Nads for Marco Estrada.

Tweeners and FFTs Trade

The Tweeners traded their 5th round pick to the FFTs for Michael Bourn.

Buckeyes and FFTs Trade

The Buckeyes traded Miguel Gonzalez to the FFTs for Jeremy Hellickson.

Sidewinders and FFTs Trade

The Sidewinders traded Jake Peavy and the Buckeye 6th to the FFTs for the Buckeye 3rd.

FFTs and Warpigs Trade

Tim Lincecum didn't even get off the train as it rolled thru Hooterville. He was dealt to the FFTs for their 5th round pick.

Later, the Pigs sent Cody Ross to the FFTs for Domonic Brown.

Pigs and Bees Trade

And the trades just keep on comin'!

The Killer Bees send Tim Lincecum and Anthony Varvaro to the Warpigs for their 2016 4th.

Bees and Snakes Trade

The Bees traded Nick Vincent and Juan Uribe to the Sidewinders for their 2016 3rd round pick.

Bees and Goofs Trade

The Bees traded their first round pick to the Goofs for Alex Wood and a reserve.

Sidewinders 4, Nads 1

The Sidewinders clinch the AWD.

4/25   Ross wins in relief of Moore who did not make it through the 5th. SSWs 7 Nads 3

4/26 SSWs 4 Nads 1 Sale beats Chen, Kimbrel with the save

 

7/18   Nads 3 SSWs 2 Chen beats Big Bart and the ageless LaTroy Hawkins gets the save. The hitting star was Montero who drove in all 3 runs.

 

7/19  SSWs 7  Nads 4 Nads hit 4 solo HR off Lester

7/20   A Peralta RBI double in the 8th makes a winner of Miller in relief. Kimbrel with the save. SSWs win 2-1

Pigs and DVs Trade

The DVs traded Justin Morneau and Aramis Ramirez to the Warpigs for Albert Pujols and Evan Longoria.

Zaps and Nads Trade

The Zaps traded Carl Crawford and a 4th to the Nads for Steve Pearce.