Saturday, June 30, 2012

Sidewinders 4, Nads 1

4/25 Snakes beat Nads 3-2 in 10 innings
4/26 Snakes again win 3-2 in 10 innings. Smoak with RBIsingle to win it.
4/27 Lester shuts out Nads 2-0, wasting a strong outing by Wilson. Brandon Belt hits a tater.
9/3 Nads win 5-3, Wilson beats Jimenez, Guerra with the save
9/4 Rasmus hits a solo shot in the bottom of the 8th off of Shawn Marcum to secure 4-3 snake victory.
Sale picks up the win and Kimbrel gets the save

Inmates 4, Sidewinders 4

(all via netplay)
SIDEWINDERS 8 – LDMF 3 (Baptist Bowl): Giambi and Wright homer for the Snakes while Lester pitches well enough to win. LDMF get ten hits, but couldn’t score in a nymphomaniac whorehouse.
INMATES 12 – SIDEWINDERS 2 (Baptist Bowl): Ryan Howard goes 4-4 with 2 doubles, 2 homers (including a grand slam). A reverse of game 1.
INMATES 3 – SIDEWINDERS 2 (10 innings – Baptist Bowl): Back-to-back doubles by Howard and Paredes with one out in the last of the 10th win it for the Inmates.
INMATES 6 – SIDEWINDERS 3 (Snake Pit): Snakes can’t overcome Jimenez pitching like an Inmate. Howard and Beltre go yard back-to-back in the 7th.
SIDEWINDERS 7 – INMATES 6 (11 innings – Snake Pit): Vernon Wells hits a slammer in the 7th to put Inmates up 5-3, but the Snakes tie it up in the bottom of the 9th. Inmates pull ahead 6-5 after batting in the 11th, only to have Perez and Karstens start throwing batting practice and allow the Snakes to win.
INMATES 4 – SIDEWINDERS 2 (Snake Pit): Howard homers again, while de la Rosa and Hernandez pitch well.
SIDEWINDERS 4 – INMATES 3 (Baptist Bowl): Another see-saw game, with the Inmates tying the game in the 7th on a Barney (purple) double. Bastard-o comes on in the 9th to let Chisenhall hit a tater and the Inmates inhale vociferously.
SIDEWINDERS 15 – NODICKMOTHERFUCKERS 1 (Toilet Bowl): Only Beltre’s homer in the 4th kept the NDMF from being totally embarrassed, collecting only 4 hits while making 4 errors. The whole Snake lineup homered several times in this game.
The HEAD INMATE

Fungoes 4, Drillers 3

Fungoes and Drillers results from 7 played at WTF
June 15:
Fungoes hold on for a 3-2 win. Fungoes out hit the Drillers 11-3 but leave 10 on base. Shields takes the hard luck loss while Holland gets the win. Papelbon picks up the save.
June 16:
Drillers score 2 in the first, 3 in the second and 4 in the fourth and cruise to a 9-4 win. Haren picks up the win while Myers is tagged with the loss. 'It's been a rough ride lately, but this was a good win for us' said SHAWN's manager, 'Maybe this will put us back on track.' "SHITFUCK" said the Fungoes manager!
June 17:
Fungoes take a 3-0 lead into the fifth inning but allow single runs in the 5th, 7th, 9th and 10th and the Drillers win in comeback fashion 4-3. David Murphy hits the solo shot in the tenth for the winning run. Bill Bray gets the win in relief while David Robertson gets the loss. J.Ellsbury, E.Longoria also homer for the Drillers.
September 13:
Fungoes turn the tables on the Drillers and win 4-3. Drillers were leading 3-0 until Napoli and Hosmer hit back to back Homeruns off of Casey Janssen to take the 4-3 lead in the 7th inning. Janssen pitched to only two batters and takes the loss. David Price picks up the win and Papelbon gets the save.
September 14:
Drillers win in extra innings 4-1. Both teams were tied at 1 run apiece after nine innings. The Drillers won it in the 11th inning. Jose Molina started the inning off right when he doubled. Evan Longoria stepped up next and he was walked intentionally. Paul Konerko then doubled. David Murphy was up next and he ripped a base-knock. That finished off the scoring (and the Fungoes). Scott Baker picked up the win while David Robertson took the loss. Napoli homered for the Fungoes only run.
September 15:
This is the third time for extra innings between these two division foes. Fungoes win this one 2-1 When Napoli hits a two-out "walkoff" double in the tenth inning. Shields takes a tough complete game loss while Pauly gets the win in relief of Kershaw.
September 16:
Shortstop Willie Bloomquist had 2 base hits as the Fungoes won a heart-stopping victory over the Drillers, 5 to 4. The Fungoes won the game with a run in the bottom of the 9th inning. Scott Sizemore doubled. Two outs later Matt Wieters stepped in and he drew a walk. Nelson Cruz then ripped a one-base hit resulting in an exciting "walk-off" win for the Fungi and a raucous post-game celebration by the home town fans. Fungoes collected 13 hits for the night while the Drillers had 7. Jonathan Papelbon(3-0) got credit for the victory, pitching 1 inning and allowing 1 run. Bill Bray(1-1) was charged with the loss in relief.

Drillers 3, Tweeners 2

Drillers take 3 of 5 at the Hooverdome. Game 1 James Shields went the distance, 8 & 9 hitters Asdrubal & Bruce both homered and combined to go 5 for 9 with 7 RBI, final score 11-3.

In game 2, Michael Morse homered and had 2 RBI at The Hooverdome where the NORM TWEENERS beat the SHAWN DRILLERS by the score of 5 to 3.

The game started off with NORM taking the lead in the first plating an
isolated run utilizing 2 base hits. SHAWN tried unsuccessfully to come back
in the 9th.

The winning pitcher was Felix Hernandez(8-3) who allowed 2 runs in 7 innings.
Sergio Romo earned the save, his 10th. Dan Haren(1-2) ended up with the
loss.

NORM manager George Brett was beaming after the game, 'Not only were we making good contact, but a lot of balls we hit seemed to have 'eyes'! I just love winning these tight ones! It was just our day - no doubt about it!'

In game 3 the Drillers jumped on Gio for 4 in the 2nd, but the Tweeners clawed back against Vazquez and it was tied at the end of regulation. Both teams squandered chances in extra innings, most notably the bottom of the 11th when the Tweeners loaded the bases with one out, and with the infield & outfield in Scott Baker got pinch-hitter Alex Presley to hit into a 4-2-3 DP. Drillers scored 2 in the 12th, and in the bottom half with a man aboard Wilin Rosario just got under the 1-8 BP HR, flying out to end the game. Drillers 6, Tweeners 4. Shitfuck.

A twi-night doubleheader to wrap things up. In the opener Tweeners got 3 in the 1st off Romero but would not score again. Drillers got 2 in the 2nd and 1 in the 5th off Felix. In the 9th, rookie manager Brett would make his worst blunder to date, electing to let Javier Lopez pitch to Jacoby Ellsbury with a man at 3rd, 2 outs, first base open, and Romo warmed in the pen. Ballgame. Fuckshit.

The nightcap featured a 3 run homer and a grand slam by Nick Hundley, Tweeners win 9-5 to salvage the split.

Friday, June 29, 2012

Drillers 3, Inmates 2

(all games at the Baptist Bowl)
DRILLERS 4 – INMATES 2: LDMF manage 3 hits against Shields. Ellsbury taters and gets a stolen base in starting his crusade to be a pain in the Inmates’ collective ass.
INMATES 5 – DRILLERS 3: Beltre’s bases-loaded 3-run double in 7th gives Inmates the win.
DRILLERS 10 – LDMF 1: Vazquez pitches complete game 4-hitter and Ks 12; Ellsbury and Longoria (Eva) homer twice and Murphy adds another for good measure in a game where Drillers fans were treated to a victory over a bad Pony League team.
DRILLERS 3 – LDMF 1: LDMF offensive juggernaut continues, mustering 5 hits. Ellsbury is held to one hit, but he promptly stole 2nd. Shitfuck.
INMATES 6 – DRILLERS 1: A 5-run Inmate 6th is enough for the win as the LDMF hire shills to prevent the ignominy of losing another home game. All 51 fans in attendance responded with a squatting ovation. Ellsbury gets 2 more hits for the Drillers.
The HEAD INMATE

Thursday, June 28, 2012

DVs 4, FFTs 3

DVs and FFTs hooked up in a home and home series to finish up their season series with the DVs winning 4 of 7.
At DVs
Game 1 – Stanton, McCann and Helton homer in a DV 11-8 slugfest win
Game 2 – Kuroda keeps the FFTs in the game and they score 3 in the 8th on the shaky DV bullpen to win 4-3
Game 3 – Lilly pulls a “Kuroda” and keeps the FFTs in the game early and the FFTs hit Halladay hard in a 6-5 FFT win.
At FFTs
Game 4 – DVs use ace Weaver to 4 hit the former team and DVs cruise to a 4-0 win
Game 5 – DVs get a nice 6-3 win with little to report
Game 6 – DVs give up 4 runs late and Anibal Sanchez limits the DVs to 3 hits over 7 innings as FFTs win 4-2
Game 7 – Santana gets hit hard and DVs run away to an easy 8-1 win.

Warpigs 3, Buckeyes 2

Netplayed, without too many freeze-ups. (And this is relatively speaking of course. ANY freeze ups are too many freeze ups, but this is netplay we're talking about. So our expectations are much lower.)

Gm 1 @ The BallPork - Buckeyes win 2-1. I have gone back thru every game this year (no, really) and discovered that in the 247 times that a ground ball-x has been hit to David Freese, he has allowed an error (84 times), a base hit (80 times), or both a hit and an error (82 times). He has cleanly fielded a ball once. His error leading off the game led to an unearned run. Vital, given that the final score was 2-1. Alfredo Aceves went 7 innings for the win. Jeremy Hellickson threw a complete game, taking the hard luck loss. Hanley Ramirez homered for the only Pig run.

Gm 2 @ The BallPork - Warpigs win 7-2. I can die happy now. I won a game against the Buckeyes this year. A brawl erupted in the bottom of the 6th. Chris Carpenter hit Brett Lawrie with a pitch to open the inning - an obvious message for Lawrie, who is dating Carpenter's granddaughter. Freddie Freeman then homered and had some words for Carpenter as he rounded the bases. Carpenter hit David Freese with the next pitch. And nobody hits Freese and gets away with it. Carpenter was ejected, but being bloodied and beaten, he couldn't have continued anyway. Jake Westbrook got the win. Marc Rzepczynski and Mark Melancon combined for 3.2 innings of no-hit relief.

Gm 3 @ Buckeye Palace - Warpigs win 10-7. It was Westbrook again, and by the 8th, the Marc and Mark relief tandem were finished, leaving it to the Three Uglies in the Pig Pen to hold a lead against the vaunted Buckeyes in the legendary Buckeye Palace. But Mike Leake got thru the 8th, and after the Pigs tacked on 2 more runs in the top of the 9th, Dillon Gee came on for the save. Ugly, but we'll take it. Freddie Freeman went 3-4 with 2 homers. The Buckeyes hit into 5 double plays.

Gm 4 @ Buckeye Palace - Buckeyes win 9-3. I will be so glad when SOM allows us to turn off the blocking the plate rule. It was all the difference here, as without it, we would have only lost 7-3. Jordan Zimmermann was knocked out early, and the third Ugly, Jason Hammel, saved the bullpen with 4.1 innings of passable relief. The slap-happy David Ortiz legged out 4 singles for the Shriveled Testicle Gang. Phillip Humber went 8 innings for the win. Dustin Ackley had the game's only homer.

Gm 5 @ Buckeye Palace - Warpigs win 7-3. In game 2 of a double header, the Pigs pounded Aceves for 5 runs in the 1st inning. Erik Bedard threw a complete game for his 9th win of the year. Freeman hit his 4th homer of the series.

The Warpigs only outscored the Buckeyes 28-23, but outhomered them 9-2.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Inmates 2, Buckeyes 2 (again)

Lucky @#$&!@^#$ Buckeyes (albeit with a better team) cheese two from the conspicuously non-LDMF.
(all games at the Buckeye Dome)
BUCKEYES 9 – INMATES 8: Inmates take a 5-run lead into the 3rd, when plop-plop-fizz-fizz and a big Poopi grand salami later, the Buckeyes lead 6-5. OK, Inmates score 3 more to take an 8-6 lead into the bottom of the 9th. Typical Shriveled Testical Shit, and the Inmates lose. Howard taters twice to no avail.
BUCKEYES 10 – INMATES 8: Inmates lead 8-2 headed into the 7th. The BastardEyes score 5 cheating times, but still trail into the 8th. Then Reed (who?) Goddamned Johnson hits a three-run homer in the 8th to ice the game. Inmates have scored 8 twice, but can’t win.
INMATES 11 – BUCKEYES 6: An 11-2 deficit is too much even for the Cheatin’ Bastages. Pennington goes long twice (remember that, PigMan?) and the Inmate bullpen doesn’t suck too badly.
INMATES 5 – BUCKEYES 2: Howard hits two more jacks, Beachy K’s 12 and allows two mistakes (taters to Escobar and Heisey). Anti-LDMF win again.
The HEAD INMATE

Monday, June 25, 2012

Buckeyes 4, DVs 1

Buckeyes take 4 of 5 from the DVs in a surprisingly uneventful netplay session.
Game 1 – The only game the DVs win 4-2 and its all downhill from here
2 – Hamels has a no hitter broken up (finally) by McCann in the 8th with a solo home run. DVs tack on 2 more solo homers in order to lose 4 to 3
3 – Bucks crush Weaver early on Independence Day and roll up a 6-3 win
4 – DVs lead 6 to 1 only to watch the Buckeyes score 10 straight to win 11-6.
5 – DVs easily handle Ogando with a 6-3 triumph.

Warpigs 3, Nads 2

Games played at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Nads win 8-2. Fister gets the win. Hellickson gets pounded early; Hammel gets pounded late.

Gm 2 - Pigs win 3-2. Freddie Freeman gets a 2-out, bottom of the 9th rbi single to give Jake Westbrook a complete game win over C.J. Wilson.

Gm 3 - Pigs win 6-1. Hanley Ramirez went 3-3 with a homer; Geovanny Soto went 3-4 with 2 homers. Westbrook beats C.J. again.

Gm 4 - Nads win 3-2. In the bottom of the 6th in a 2-2 game, the Pigs loaded the bases with nobody out. Josh Thole came on to pinch hit against Cordero. He hit into a 3-2-3 double play. We didn't score. Josh Willingham homered to lead off the 8th for the winning run. It's just as well... I was feeling a bit guilty about the start of this game. We started with a double and a walk, then Ackley rolled lineout max, for what I thought would be a triple play. Hal felt differently, and it was only a double play. Freddie Freeman hit the next pitch for a 2-run homer.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 5-0. Eric Bedard with the complete game 4-hit shutout, striking out 11. The game was 1-0 in the 7th when Freeman singled home Ackley to make it 2-0. After 2 outs, the Nads intentionally walked Delmon Young in the clutch, and David Freese pinch hit a 3-run homer.

Killer Bees 4, Warpigs 1

Bees 4, Pigs 1. Sorry I am not that great at summaries, but Zimmeran went 12 1/3 in one of the games and lost on a walk-off HR. Lots of close games. Pigs suck...wish I could have beat your ass face to face:) I'm spending too much time dreaming about naked grown men. Is that weird? Beeboy.

Nads 4, Warpigs 1

Gm 1 - Adrian Gonzalez had 2 base hits and 3 RBI as the NADS beat the WARPIGS 13 to 7.
  
Gm 2- Adrian Gonzalez slammed a homerun and had 2 RBI as the sizzling NADS topped the WARPIGS by a score of 5 to 3
  
Gm 3 - Stephen Drew had 3 base hits and Jeremy Hellickson allowed manager to rest his bullpen, tossing a complete game as the WARPIGS beat the DAVE NADS 6 to 4.
Gm 4 - Dan Uggla cracked a homer and had 5 RBI and C.J. Wilson tossed a complete game As the NADS beat the WARPIGS by the score of 16 to 10
  
Gm 5 - Erick Aybar lofted one into the 'cheap seats' and had 4 RBI as the NADS beat the WARPIGS 5 to 3.

Nads 5, Sidewinders 0

NADS sweep the Snakes 5-0 by out scoring the Snakes 30-15 – Snakes make 8 errors in 5 games
GM 1 - In a close game the NADS ended a long winless drought and got by the SIDEWINDERS by the score of 5 to 3.
Gm 2 - Adrian Gonzalez had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by a score of 5 to 4
GM 3 - Doug Fister mowed down 10 Sidewinder batters as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by a score of 6 to 4 
Gm 4 - Danny Valencia hit 2 doubles and had 4 RBI as the NADS defeated the SIDEWINDERS by the score of 11 to 2
Gm 5 - Second baseman Jemile Weeks had 2 base hits as the NADS beat the SIDEWINDERS in 13 innings 3 to 2.

Goofs 3, Nads 2

Gm 1 – Goofs win a great pitcher's duel.  Carlos Villanueva(1-0) finally bested his NAD opposite, C.J. Wilson(6-5), by the score of 2 to 1.
  
GM 2 - In a game for the baseball purist, Shaun Marcumand Kyle Lohse
squared off in a tense pitching duel, NADS finally emerged victorious
over SUPER GOOFS, 3 to 0.
  
Gm 3 - Brandon Phillips had 2 base hits as the SUPER GOOFS topped the 
NADS by a score of 5 to 1 at Kauffman Stadium.
  
Gm 4 - Marlon Byrd had 4 hits and 2 RBI at Kauffman Stadium where the SUPER GOOFS beat the NADS 7 to 2.
  
Gm 5 - Guillermo Moscoso whitewashed on 2 hits at Kauffman Stadium as the
DAVE NADS beat the SUPER GOOFS by the count of 5 to 0.

Buckeyes 4, Nads 3

Gm 1 - Freddy Sanchez blasted 2 homeruns and had 3 RBI as the Buckeyes
outscored the NADS 9 to 4.
Gm 2 -The NADS bested the Buckeyes by a 5 to 1 score at Kauffman
Stadium. The win was credited to Doug Fister(5-4) who went 5 and 1/3 innings allowing 1 run. Fister got help from Francisco Cordero who was credited with his 3rd save.  R.A. Dickey(1-1) was tagged with the loss.
Gm 3 - Cole Hamels dominated striking out 10 NAD batters as the Buckeyes topped the NADS in 12 innings by a score of 8 to 6. Both teams were tied at 5 runs apiece after nine innings.  Buckeyes ended up winning it in the 12th inning.
  
Gm 4 -the Buckeyes outscored the NADS 4 to 1. Philip Humber(4-0) went 5 innings allowing 1 run for the victory. Eduardo Sanchez was credited with his 1st save.  Josh Collmenter took the loss. He gave up 6 hits and no walks in 5 and 1/3 innings.
  
Gm 5 - Doug Fister went 6 strong innings as the NADS defeated the Buckeyes by the score of 3 to 1. DAVE out-hit GLENN for the game, 9 hits to 4
  
Gm 6 - The Buckeyes won by the slimmest of margins, 4 to 3. The winning pitcher was Philip Humber(5-0) who allowed 3 runs in 6 innings.
Joe Smith recorded the save, his 1st.  C.J. Wilson(6-4) was the loser.
  
Gm 7 - Josh Willingham had 2 base hits and 2 RBI at Kauffman Stadium as the NADS
beat the Buckeyes 6 to 1.

Inmates 2, Buckeyes 2

Inmates beat Carpenter twice, but the LDMF show up for two games…
INMATES 6 – BUCKEYES 5 (Buckeye Dome): Howard, Espinosa, and Suzuki tater for the Inmates, but the Shriveled Testicle Gang hang tough. Ziegler gets tough save in the 9th.
BUCKEYES 3 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): Humber and Smith toss a 4-hitter. ‘Nuf said.
BUCKEYES 9 – INMATES 5 (BAPTIST BOWL): Beachy walks 6 and allows 8 hits in 4.1; the Buckeyes pound out 16 hits. Cargo and Jones homer for the Inmates, but you can’t save suck.
INMATES 5 – BUCKEYES 4 (Baptist Bowl): One of the ugliest games in a long time. Chacin only allows 3 hits in 6 IP but walks 7 to allow Buckeyes to stay close. Howard hits a 2-run sacfly/error in the first. Inmates hang on for the W.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Fungoes 3, Killer Bees 2

Here are the results from the five played today at WTF. Fungoes won 3 of 5.
May 25 at WTF:
Killer Bees unload on Porcello scoring 4 in the first and 3 more in the second. Verlander cruises to an easy victory striking out tem Fungoes as the Bees win it 8-5. Michael Bourn collects three hits while Carlos Beltran homers and drives in four. Prince Fielder also goes yard for the Bees!
May 26 at WTF:
Fungoes beat up on Cliff Lee and David Price picks up the win as the Fungoes win it 7-3. Hosmer goes four for four with two RBIs for the Fungoes while Rickie Weeks hits a three run blast in the ninth to account for all of Bees runs!
August 19 at WTF:
This marathon 18 inning affair is finally ends when Napoli hits the walkoff Homerun with Berkman on base for the 8-6 Fungo win! Gardner for the Fungoes and Santana for the Bees both collect one hit in nine at bats! The win goes to Glen Perkins for the Fungoes while Rafael Bentancourt takes the tough 4 inning loss for the Bees! Fungoes used 8 pitchers and scattered 19 hits!
August 20 at WTF:
Brett Myers outlasts Ian Kennedy as the Fungoes win 8-5. Bees make it interesting in the ninth scoring 2 but Papelbon comes in to nail down his 19th save. It was a good day for the Fungi thanks to Lance Berkman. He doubled in the 1st inning, laced a base-knock in the 3rd inning and lost the ball over the fence for three runs in the 7th inning.
August 21 at WTF:
Bees beat up on Kershaw scoring 2 in the second inning and 3 in the third inning winning easily 10-3. Johnny Cueto picks up the win for the Bees. Farnsworth gets the three inning save.

Fungoes 4, Sidewinders 1

Here are results from five played today at WTF Firehouse #5:
April 14 at WTF:
Snakes score 4 in the first and 3 in the sixth and cruise to a 7-3 win. Brandon Morrow picks up the win while Craig Kimbrel nails down the one out save for the Snakeman. Derek Holland takes the loss for the Fungoes! Lonnie Chisenhall hits a two-run Homer in the 7th for the Sidewinders.
April 15 at WTF:
Lincecum and Kershaw take shutouts into the 7th! Fungoes score four in the bottom of the 7th and add two more in the 8th for the 6-0 win. Kershaw picks up the win and the combined shutout with help from Frieri, Perkins and Papelbon. Cuddyer hits a two-run Homer and Span plates two with a triple!
July 10 at WTF:
Fungoes win 6-4 with Kershaw claiming the win, while Umbaldo Jiminez goes the distance picking up the loss for the Snakes. Sizemore, Hosmer and Bloomquist all homer for the Fungi while Smoak goes yard for the Snakes!
July 11 at WTF:
Fungoes score early and often building a 5-0 lead by the end of the third. Snakes cut the lead to 5-3 in the sixth but Fungoes answer with a run in the seventh and two more in the eighth to win it 8-3. Price gets the complete game win while Pineda is tagged with the loss. Berkman and Hosmer homer for the Fungoes.
July 12 at WTF:
Fungoes get to Brandon Morrow early scoring 3 in the first and then cruise to an 8-2 win. Holland gets the win for the Fungoes. Salvador Perez and Nelson Cruz homer for the Fungoes.

Warpigs 4, Zaps 1

Not that I'm TRYING to lose games, but I certainly wouldn't have objected... so of course, we beat a better team. This is a weird game.

Games were played with a CM at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Zaps win 11-7. This is pretty much what I expected every game. The Zaps hit 5 homers and then withstood a Pig comeback attempt.

Gm 2 - Pigs win 7-4. Zaps led 3-2 into the bottom of the 8th, but Hal replaced Greinke with Downs and the Pigs lit him up with 3 straight hits, ending with a 2-run homer by J.D. Martinez. Capuano replaced Downs and he allowed three singles. O'Flaherty became the third straight lefty reliever of the inning, and Cameron Maybin doubled off of him to cap the 5-run inning.

Gm 3 - Pigs win 7-5. Lucas Duda, who hit .444 for the series and drove in 8, hit a 9th inning 3-run homer to make it close, but a tired Melancon stayed in to get McCutchen and end the game.

Gm 4 - Pigs win 6-1. Edinson Volquez is on a bit of a roll. He throws a complete game 3-hitter against this murder's row of hitters AND DOESN'T EVEN WALK ANYONE! Coming in, he had walked 37 in 48 innings. Too weird.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 3-0. The Pigs started the game with 3 straight doubles, all off of the pitcher's card. But the star of the game was Jeremy Hellickson, who tossed a 3-hit shutout.
 

Killer Bees 3, Warpigs 2

Games played by CM at the BallPork.

Gm 1 - Pigs win 3-1. Jeremy Hellickson outdueled Cliff Lee.

Gm 2 - Bees win 4-2 in 10 innings. Ian Kennedy went 9. He started the 10th but gave up a leadoff double to Dustin Ackley and was relieved by J.J. Putz, who got the save.

Gm 3 - Bees win 11-3. Johnny Cueto gave up two late homers, but otherwise was outstanding in the win. Rickie Weeks and Prince Fielder each knocked in 3 runs.

Gm 4 - Bees win 5-2. Justin Verlander over Hellickson.

Gm 5 - Pigs win 5-4. Lee was coasting with a shutout entering the 6th, but the Pigs started the inning HR, walk, single, RBI single, 3-run HR... and the Pigs had a Tweener split.