Wednesday, January 08, 2014

2012 DVs vs 2013 Warpigs

The best of 7 series concluded last night with 2 games at The BallPork. The results were most unsavory and quite unrealistic.


Game 6 @ The BallPork - DVs win 16-10

Cliff Lee proves once again that he was only active for the playoffs so he could face the Buckeyes. And this time, the rest of the bullpen joined in on the DV batting practice. SIX different DVs homered in the game off of 5 different Pig pitchers.

The Warpigs did momentarily climb back into the game by hitting 4 home runs of their own and getting as close as 13-10 with the tying run at the plate, but it was not to be.


Game 7 @ The BallPork - DVs win 6-3

How anybody ever stayed with these guys is beyond me. They hit 5 more homers in this game (and again, by 5 different hitters), including 3 off of Fernando Rodney, who has no homers on his card.

The game was 3-3 in the 8th when Kinsler and Stanton went back to back. Daniel Bard finished it off for the victorious DVs.

In the final two games, there were 17 home runs hit by the two teams - the same amount they combined for in the first 5 games of the series.

Said DV manager PeeWee Herman, "This Warpig team was obviously not good enough to hang with us, but they could easily beat those Zap teams, or, well, ANYBODY else really. Just not us."

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