Inmates 7, Nads 7

Inmates make the trek to Chicago, only to face an inhospitable, cheating Nad team.

 

NADS 9 – INMATES 4 (Baptist Bowl): Nads pound Santana for 8 runs and 11 hits. The game is never close.

 

NADS 4 – INMATES 2 (Baptist Bowl): Once again the Nads never trail. Billingsley took it in the rear this time.

 

INMATES 5 – NADS 4 (Baptist Bowl): Teixeira and Marte homer for all of the Inmate runs, but the Nads make it close.

 

NADS 4 – LDMF 3 (Baptist Bowl): Inmates jump out to 3-0 lead against Fister, then lie down and roll over. Nads score the game winner in the 9^th.

 

NADS 3 – INMATES 2 (10 innings – The Scrotum): Inmate pitchers blow a 2-0 lead (and each other); Nad managing strategy (!) wins it in the 10^th.

 

INMATES 7 – NADS 4 (The Scrotum): A 7-0 Inmate lead almost dissolves after the Nads score four in the 7^th. A Cargo tater turns out to be the game-winner.

 

NADS 1 – LDMF 0 (The Scrotum):  The Nads get only four hits but it’s enough as Fister and Balfour shut down the LDMF on 6 singles.

 

INMATES 8 – NADS 6 (Baptist Bowl): What appears to be a blow-out turns close in the 7^th. With an 8-2 lead but with the bases full of Nads (?), Inmates bring Grilli in to put out the fire. He throws one pitch that some nameless mother-fucker hit eleven miles for a grand slam. Fortunately for the Inmates, that was the end of the Nad scoring.

 

INMATES 9 – NADS 4 (Baptist Bowl): Inmates finally have control of a game from start to finish.

 

INMATES 10 – NADS 2 (Baptist Bowl): Floyd pitches a complete game, while the Inmates pound out 15 hits for the 2^nd consecutive game.

 

NADS 7 – INMATES 2 (The Scrotum): Nads score 5 in the first, including a grand slam by another nameless mother-fucker. The game is effectively over then.

 

INMATES 5 – NADS 4 (The Scrotum): It took eight Inmate pitchers and four Inmate homers, but the Beakless Chicken Gang holds on to even the series at 6 each.

 

INMATES 3 – NADS 0 (The Scrotum): Santana and the bullpen redeem themselves, handcuffing the Nads on 5 hits.

 

NADS 13 – INMATES 4 (The Scrotum): Nads hitters (except AGon, who sucked all series) torch Floyd for 5 runs on three homers in the 1^st. The Inmates manage to keep things close, but the Nads slam dunk 5 more in the 8^th for a season series split.

 

The HEAD INMATE