Pigapalooza Results

Warpigs 7, FFTs 7
Warpigs 2, Rhinos 1
Inmates 5, Mavs 5
Inmates 2, Wahoos 0
Mavs 7, Rhinos 3
Wahoos 4, FFTs 0
Rhinos 9, FFTs 1

Mavs/Inmates

Great series – most games close and tough.

 

INMATES 3 – MAVS 2 (MavDome): Both teams scored all of their runs in the 1^st, then the bullpens shut everything down.

 

MAVS 3 – INMATES 1 (MavDome): Mavs pound out 11 hits, including two homers, but score only three runs. That’s enough to beat the LDMF.

 

INMATES 8 – MAVS 3 (MavDome): Inmate lumber finally wakes up. Rizzo, Parra, and Pierzynski all tater. Homer Bailey is an Inmate in disguise.

 

MAVS 4 – INMATES 1 (13 Innings – Baptist Bowl): A pitcher’s duel until Perez implodes in the 13^th, allowing three runs. Mavs get 15 hits all together and leave 136 on base…

 

MAVS 7 – INMATES 4 (Baptist Bowl): Santana allows three homers before being mercifully lifted after the 3^rd, but it’s too late for the Inmates to catch up. A Beltre 3-run homer in the 9^th makes the game look closer than it really was.

 

MAVS 5 – INMATES 4 (MavDome): Another close game, but the Inmates lose their 3^rd straight.

 

INMATES 8 – MAVS 4 (MavDome): Three Inmate taters (Cargo, Beltre and Jones) give the Inmates a comfortable win.

 

INMATES 5 – MAVS 3 (Baptist Bowl): Rios and Rizzo homer in the Inmate 1^st, then the Beakless Chicken Gang hang on for the win. Homer (“Incognito Inmate”) Bailey takes the loss.

 

INMATES 5 – MAVS 4 (Baptist Bowl): The Mavs jump out to a 4-0 lead as Santana continues to struggle with the gopher ball, but Cargo and Teixeira (twice) homer for the Inmates to come from behind.

 

MAVS 8 – INMATES 7 (Baptist Bowl): A great game. The Inmates take an early 6-1 lead, but the Mavs battle back. Inmate closer Street comes into the game in the 9^th and gives up a homer to someone (I forgot the motherfucker’s name) and the Mavs salvage a split.

 

The HEAD INMATE

 

Inmates/Wahoos

What a massacre…

 

INMATES 20 – WAHOOS 9 (Reservation): Wahoos pound out 9 runs on 13 hits, normally enough to win big. Not today. Inmates bring out the big artillery and get 24 hits. Beltre and Pierzynski both tater twice; Espinosa and Rios each add one for good measure. The ‘Hoos 3-0 1^st inning lead evaporated after the BC Gang scored 6 in the 2^nd.

 

INMATES 13 – WAHOOS 4 (Reservation): The Inmates blast 22 more hits. Forsythe hits two homers, Rios adds another, and it was never close.

 

The HEAD INMATE