Wahoos 7, Inmates 3

WAHOOS 9 – INMATES 2 (Baptist Bowl): Buehrle throws a complete game, losing the shutout in the 9^th when he decides the Inmates have been humiliated enough and allows a pair of meaningless runs to score.

WAHOOS 14 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): No shit, this was really ugly. Morel (!?!) goes 4 for 6 with a bases-loaded triple, Jurrjens throws a 5-hitter, and the LDMF sucks.

WAHOOS 4 – LDMF 0 (Baptist Bowl): Inmates have yet to see the Wahoo bullpen. Masterson allows 3 hits and no walks; the ‘Hoos turn 2 DPs, and face only one Inmate beyond the minimum.

WAHOOS 3 – INMATES 2 (Baptist Bowl): Perez self-immolates in the 8^th, blowing a save (and himself) as -7 fans show up to the Baptist Bowl (really – that’s what the box score says…).

INMATES 7 – WAHOOS 5 (Baptist Bowl): WE CAN”T BELIEVE IT – THE INMATES WIN! The Wahoos score all their runs in the 3^rd. Perez gets the save.

INMATES 4 – WAHOOS 0 (The Reservation): Chacin and Hernandez toss a 3-hitter. Cargo taters.

INMATES 9 – WAHOOS 4 (The Reservation): Six Inmates homer in this game to extend the Beakless Chicken Gang’s winning streak to three games.

WAHOOS 16 – INMATES 8 (The Reservation): The Wahoos score 9 in the first and torch the LDMF pitching staff, settling with 22 hits. Shit.

WAHOOS 9 – INMATES 4 (The Reservation): Youklis tattered twice and Buehrle wins again. Sigh…

WAHOOS 8 – INMATES 6 (The Reservation): Some asshole hits a walk-off homer in the 9^th to make the LDMF look even worse. Shit again. Diarrhea, actually…

The HEAD INMATE