As we move toward (hopefully) new division alignments (the BI poll shows we favor new alignments by a 2-1 margin), here is a winter version of the team rankings for 2012. No harm intended. If I don't have you ranked as high as you think you'll finish, feel free to prove me wrong. On the other hand, if I have ranked you too high... umm, feel free to prove me wrong. :o)
16. Nads - The Nads pick first in this year's draft, and they'll pick first again next year. Said the manager of the wrinkled pink, "It's no secret that we've figured out the way to get that first pick. Frankly, I'm surprised no one else has figured it out."
The Good: Adrian Gonzalez. Aybar is a 1 at short. C.J. Wilson is pretty good. In fact, compared to the rest of the staff, he's great!
The Bad: Well... everything else.
The Ugly: J.D. Drew is the best Nad outfielder, and he hit .222 in less than 250 at bats.
15. SuperGoofs - Injuries to top Goofs (Choo, Ike Davis, Broxton, Zito) reverberated throughout the Goof Nation, but down years by others (Huff, Quentin, Blake, Pineiro) didn't help either.
The Good: Tyler Clippard and Mike Adams are excellent relievers. Brandon Phillips had a great year. His card might be the best 2b card in the league.
The Bad: LF, CF, and 3b are huge holes to fill.
The Ugly: Colby Lewis is the best Goof SP, and he had a 4.40 ERA and allowed 35 homers.
14. Inmates - The Year of the Inmate once again will lead to an early pick, which he will use to ruin some poor soul's career. (Incidentally, there is no truth to the rumor that the Inmates drafted Greg Halman last year.)
The Good: Carlos Gonzalez and Adrian Beltre.
The Bad: The rest of the offense.
The Ugly: The pitching.
13. Sidewinders - A perennial power, the Snakeman also knows when it's time to
take a dive rebuild.
The Good: The Snakes have some great SP (Lincecum, Lester, Pineda, Ubaldo, Danks) and even better bullpen (Sale, Feliz, Kimbrel, Marmol).
The Bad: The offense would be bad anyway, but injuries to Mauer and Wright doomed this team to
tanking rebuilding this season.
The Ugly: The outfield of Domonic Brown in RF, Stubbs/Rasmus in CF, and No One in LF is still better than the proposed infield, which features a double play combo of Gordon Beckham and Jed Lowrie.
12. Warpigs - Another perennial power looking at a long season. Almost every player from last year's team has been jettisoned, including Albert Pujols: "The Greatest Right-handed Hitter in the History of Baseball". The Pigs made several huge deals, including both acquiring Robinson Cano (for Cliff Lee and Carlos Santana) and then flipping him to the Rhinos (for two young corner infielders and all of the Rhino draft picks). Did the same thing then with Jered Weaver, getting him in the Pujols deal, then flipping him to the DVs for a couple of young starters.
The Good: Lots of young players and two SP (Strasburg and Wainwright) coming off of injuries.
The Bad: No one to play RF and nothing at DH.
The Ugly: Turns out having no one is better than having Delmon Young in LF... which is better than what's going to be coming out of the pen.
11. Mavs - Finishing .500 every year has led the Mav owner to consider changing the team name to the Tweeners.
The Good: Justin Upton is a stud. Hardy had a career year. Cain, Gallardo, and Ogando make a nice top 3 in the rotation.
The Bad: The bullpen is a mess.
The Ugly: Down sophomore year from Heyward; DeJesus is finished; Travis Snider has yet to get started.
10. FFTs - A team of "haves" and "have nots". The offense will have MVP type production from the 3-4 spots, but not much around them.
The Good: Albert Pujols: "The Greatest Right-handed Hitter in the History of Baseball" and Josh Hamilton are great. Michael Young and Carlos Ruiz are the next best hitters. The rotation of Kuroda, E.Santana, Anibal, Lilly, and Oswalt will keep them in games. And Mariano Rivera, in his "Age 58" season, is still a quality closer.
The Bad: The infield, other than 1b, will be made up of Prado, Carroll, Young, and Desmond.
The Ugly: Where have you gone, Ichiro Suzuki? BA plummeting... OB only slightly higher than BA... and he's no longer a 1 in the outfield. The HOF beckons.
9. Wahoos - Last year's disappointing finish to the season is still hovering about the Reservation. But as long as the nucleus of this team (Pedroia, Youkilis, Rollins) is around, they'll at least win as many as they lose. Just not enough to finish in the top half of the league.
The Good: Youkilis, Hafner, Pedroia, and new addition Swisher will take a lot of walks. Tough call as to the best 2b card - is it Brandon Phillips or Dustin Pedroia? Masterson and Jurrjens are a good 1-2 punch in the rotation.
The Bad: The rest of the pitching staff is not as good.
The Ugly: The Wahoos, along with walking a lot, will also strike out a lot. A lot. Their games will take 5 hours to complete. Better not cut off alcohol sales too early. It could REALLY get ugly out there.
8. Buckeyes - Ahh, the Buckeyes. The good old Buckeyes. You know in ANY divisional alignment he will still come out on top and make the playoffs. Imagine how well he'd do if he had good players!
The Good: He is the best manager in the league. He plays in a great park and he knows how to exploit it. Also, Carpenter and Hamels are an excellent 1-2.
The Bad: The rest of the pitching staff is thin, but this can be remedied in the draft.
The Ugly: Other than Bonafacio and Yunel Escobar, the lineup is so bad Ryan Sweeney is first on the depth charts in CF.
7. Fungoes - He just keeps having good drafts. That pitching staff and the emergence of Napoli make this a team to reckon with.
The Good: You could start with Napoli, but really, the strength of this team is Kershaw and Price and the rotation. Then there's Robertson and the bullpen. Other standouts on offense are Zimmerman at 3b, Gardner and Cruz in the OF, and Wieters behind the plate.
The Bad: CF is not as strong as he'd like. Berkman is getting old. The rotation, as good as it is, is very left-handed.
The Ugly: "And starting at shortstop for the Fungoes..."
6. Killer Bees - The Bees have the self-proclaimed best pitching
staff in the league. And they'll need to be great, because this team has
major lineup holes to fill. The bad news is there isn't a whole lotta
help in the draft for a team needing offense.
The Good: The pitching staff really is phenomenal. The rotation
is Verlander, Cliff Lee, Kennedy, and Cueto. The list of bullpen
candidates goes on and on. And RF (Beltran, Ethier, Francoeur) and 1b
(Fielder, Teixeira) are solid and deep. Carlos Santana's card vs LHP.
The Bad: Carlos Santana's card vs RHP.
The
Ugly: Where to start... The Bees have no one to play LF. Or CF. Or 3B.
Rickie Weeks, the starting 2b, is a 4. Starlin Castro, the starting ss,
is a 3e30. Holy crap! Oh, and then there are the two words that define
ugly: Adam Dunn.
5. Zaps - I know, I know... he's won the league two years in a row and would like nothing better than to three-peat, but it's not going to happen. The unexpected dropoffs from Utley, Crawford, Scherzer, and Greinke are big factors, but the injury to Josh Johnson is the real culprit.
The Good: Bautista, Miggy, McCutchen, Reyes... it just doesn't get any better.
The Bad: Add catcher to the Zap needs. But mostly he needs a return to form from Utley and Crawford.
The Ugly: Logan Morrison. Jeez, not only did he drop to a .247 BA, but he's a FIVE! Everywhere!
4. Drillers - For all the whining the Drillers do about how much more valuable hitters are than pitchers, he sure does have a good staff. And this, AFTER trading away Pineda and Lincecum. His recent acquisition of Yadier Molina to pair with Buster Posey gives DD just enough catcher ABs to run out with 14 games to play. Again.
The Good: Haren, Shields, Romero, and Vazquez will make the Driller faithful forget Lincecum ("The Most Overrated Pitcher in Baseball" - DD) and Pineda ("Hated to lose him.") The offense will feature Konerko, Longoria, Bruce, and most importantly, the return of Jacoby Ellsbury. An underrated Neil Walker will team with the underrated Asdrubal Cabrera up the middle. Put their stats up beside each other and compare them. It's eerie.
The Bad: It's not terrible, but Konerko is listed as the starting 1b AND the starting DH. I assume there will be others to be had during the draft. Or maybe the Driller Dude will play Posey at 1b/DH, thereby running out of catcher ABs even earlier.
The Ugly: The bullpen is a bearded mess. It's going to be painful for DD to use draft picks on lowly, stinking pitchers, but that's what he'll have to do.
3. Tweeners - Could this finally be the Year of the Tweener? A combination of good drafting, a few good trades, and the right guys having good years at the right time have put the Tweeners in a position to make plans for a post season flight to Texas.
The Good: The rotation is Felix, DHudson, Gio, Madbum, and Nova. The bullpen is not a big name group, but is deep and effective. The offense will include VMart, Morse, Sandoval, Zobrist, and Victorino. There are 1's in CF and 2b.
The Bad: VMart's knee injury won't affect this year's Tweeners, but it puts a dent in future plans.
The Ugly: Mark Reynolds hit .221 with 196 strikeouts. And he's a 5e39 at 3b. Luckily, he won't be needed as Pablo Sandoval shed a few pounds and lifted his game.
2. DVs - "We're going for it, man! I BELIEVE!!!!!" These words are said in January of every year by the DVs, who end up flickin' the bean in November. Ah, but hope springs eternal. The really best news for the DVs is the other two teams listed in this top 3 have also never won a Higdon. Said the DV manager, "Why shouldn't I be confident?!? It's just the Rhinos and the Tweeners! How the hell could I lose to THEM?!?"
The Good: Halladay and Weaver lead the staff. And as we've discussed in another post, they are easily the best 1-2 punch in the league. "The Beeboy thinks his guys are good, but he chokes his little stinger off thinking of Halladay and Weaver." Then there's the lineup: Holliday, Granderson, Stanton (a former cut of the Drillers), Helton, McCann, Kinsler, Aramis Ramirez... Pretty stout. And having Jesus Montero sitting on the bench will scare off a lefty reliever or two.
The Bad: The bullpen is average, with no lefty help. Andrus is a 1 at short, but he's an e29. That's bad. And there's still no DH. The rotation, after the big 2 and Latos, is lacking.
The Ugly: There really is no ugly. He even has a nice list of draft picks. The ugly will come in November.
1. Rhinos - The Rhinos have reached the peak of their 20-year plan. In the past, they would draft a bunch of young, stud hitters - only to ignore pitching and miss the playoffs. And he has always had trouble letting go of guys near and dear to his heart. But now... finally... he's ready. He traded away Hanley. Okay, forget that. The two pitchers he got in the deal immediately went into a freefall of monumental proportions. He traded away two prospects and all his picks to get Cano. He traded away Yadier to get back into the draft. And just the other day, in a move that signals a significant change in philosophy for the Rhinos, he traded for a 37-year old relief pitcher. The times, they are a-changin'.
The Good: Well crap, look at the lineup: Avila, Votto, Cano, Tulowitzki, ARod/Polanco, Alex Gordon, Kemp, Markakis, and Braun at DH. There will be 1's at every spot except catcher and LF - and LF is a gold glove winner, 2(-3)e3. There are no holes in that lineup. The rotation is Sabathia, Beckett, Tim Hudson, and Garza. The bullpen includes Venters, Marshall, Axford, Nunez, Soria, and the recently acquired Dotel.
The Bad: Nothing to look at here. Except this. Last June, the Rhinos were offered any SP and any RP on the Warpigs for Hanley Ramirez. The injury Ramirez suffered soon after the trade would seem like typical Rhino good luck, except for what happened to the two pitchers he chose in the deal. Now, he COULD have had Cliff Lee and Heath Bell, but he chose Trevor Cahill and the pitcher formerly known as Leo Nunez.
The Ugly: Cahill pre-All Star game, 3.12 ERA. Cahill post-All Star game, 5.80 ERA. Juan Carlos Oviedo (the former Nunez) pre-All Star game, 3.51 ERA. Oviedo post-All Star game, 5.01 ERA (including 11.42 in August).
So there you have it. New names at the top. Former champions Zaps, Drillers, Bees, Fungoes, and Buckeyes have to be licking their chops at taking on this fresh meat. Even the Snakes, after looking at the favored teams, may reconsider his decision to
tank it rebuild this year.
Coming soon... A mock draft of the first round.
Woohoo! Where are the cards???
