DVs and Fungoes slogged through 6 games at the Fungo-loid “Gravity Intensive Ballpark”, with each winning 3.
G1 9-3 DVs win, I was trimming my toenails so I didn’t notice what really happened, just the final
G2 2-1 DVs win, in 10 – A suicide squeeze plates the winning run in the top of the 10th. In this park, “suicide” is a pretty common occurrence among fans and visiting managers
G3 4-1 DVs win, as gravity is turned up to ridiculous levels and the baseball can only travel 110 feet at a time
G4 7-4 (10) Fungoes win. DVs are feeling good with a big series lead, Halladay on the bump and plenty of smokin’ hot ‘trim’ looking on in the stands. But alas, Nelson Cruz turns the gravity meter down long enough to hit a 3 run walk off HR to win
G5 – 4-2 Fungoes win as reality returns to the DVs
G6 – 7-5 Fungoes win – as DVs wait for the start of fantasy football
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