Sunday, August 22, 2010

Inmates vs Sidewinders

SSW 4, Inmates 1

From The HEAD INMATE...

Snakes pummeled Inmates buttocks today:

Snakes 6 – Inmates 1 (Snake Pit) DH game 1: Inmates make 3 errors and managed one run on a Chipper Jones homer. Zambrano shuts Beakless Chicken Gang on 5 hits.

Snakes 2 – Inmates 0 (Snake Pit) DH game 2: Santana pitches a complete game loss as 5 Snake pitchers hold the Dickless Wonders to 2 hits.

Inmates 4 – Snakes 3 (14 innings)(Snake Pit): Beltre’s single in the top of the 14th pushed the Inmates over the top. A one-run Inmate lead in the 10th was erased when Kubel (cheatin’ bastage) hit his second homer of the game.

Snakes 6 – Inmates 0 (Baptist Bowl): Danks throws 4-hit shutout. ‘Nuf said.

Snakes 1 – Inmates 0 (11 innings)(Baptist Bowl): 5 Snake pitchers hand the Inmates their 3rd shutout of the series. Inmates manage only 3 hits. Shitfuck.

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