Sidewinders at Drillers

From the Driller Dude...

Drillers go 3 and 2 vs Snakes in Mud Pit.

Game 1: Longoria boots two yet some scrub named “Murphy” turns DPs… Even in a perfect world, Drillers shouldn’t be on the same field with Snakes. 5 – 2 Snakes.

Game 2: Mauer goes deep on a 1 to 3. Driller clean-up hitter ties it via suicide squeeze! Shields makes an early Sac Fly stand up with help of pen! Drillers win, 2 – 1.

Game 3: Kubel makes a catch, hits a tater, then gives up a triple to Valbuena. Markakis adds insurance run. David Murphy blasts a pinch-hit, 2-out, 3-run shot off Soriano to put Drillers up 5 – 3 for good. Lincecum moves to 4 – 5 on the year with victory.

Game 4: Ellsbury blasts a 3-run DONG off Peavy in 2nd after Beltran gives up a fbB + 2 base error to, THAT MAN, Valbuena! Luckily, David Wright is “W” power vs righties or the game would have been tied in the 5th ! Wright missed another “wish I was “N” 3-run shot in the 8th thus tying the game rather than taking a 3-run lead! Ellsbury singles, moves the third on Johnson’s single to right and scores on Jeter’s Sac Fly to set up Nathan for his 3rd win. Drillers win 5 – 4. Thank you Mr. limp wristed David Wright!

Game 5: Not to beat a dead horse… an error by our favorite 3rd baseman, David Wright, allowed the Drillers to break the scoreless tie in the 5th. Zambrano went on to walk the bases full plus one. He left the field grabing his crotch in a suggestive manner muttering something in the direction of third. Neftali accidently tossed a warm-up pitch at Wright’s head… which he also dropped. Feliz cleans up the mess. Hammel promptly tires in the 6th with one out. Mind you this is only a 2 – 1 game, Drillers on top. At this point the Snakes have out hit Drillers TEN to ONE! Snakes tie it when Seth Smith drops a lfX single; Wilson Ks his way out of the inning holding the tie. Mauer blasts ANOTHER 1 to 3 ballpark tater with two out and two on in the 9th, followed up with 2-4 roll from D. Lee. Snakes out Drillers 14 to 2 but have to win it in the ninth. Snakes 5 – 2 to close it out.