Wahoos vs Rhinos

Rhinos 7, Wahoos 0

Wahoos lose Game 1 at the Rhinos, 5-1. Barry Enright dominates us for 6 innings. Votto homered.

Wahoos lose Game 2 at the Rhinos, 5-4. J.A. Happ was great for 7 innings but the Rhinos scored 4 times off him in the 8th. C.C. Sabathia went all the way for the win.

Wahoos lose Game 3 at the Rhinos, 3-2, in 10 innings. Kevin Youkilis homered twice for the good guys, but the Wahoos couldn't muster any offense against a collection of Jeff Francis, Matt Garza, Venters and Axford.

Wahoos lose Game 4 at home, 8-3. No one told the Wahoos that Josh Beckett's card is lousy. So he threw a complete game dominator. Meanwhile, Joey Votto continued killing us with 5 RBIs.

Wahoos lose Game 5 at home, 4-3. This time it was 3 runs in the 8th off Jeremy Guthrie and Brian Fuentes to lead the G.D. Rhinos. Votto and BJ Upton homered. So did Kevin Youkilis. But so what.

Wahoos lose Game 6 at home, 5-4. Rhinos scored 2 in the eighth and 1 in the ninth. Ethier and Votto homered.

Wahoos lose Game 7 at home, 2-1. This was a September game and luckily the last game of our day. Rhinos scored 2 in the ninth on a Ryan Braun homer. Josh Beckett again looked like a Cy Young winner.

Fungoes vs Rhinos

Fungoes 5, Rhinos 3

Fungoes and Rhinos played 8 today, Fungoes won 5 of the 8. Here are the highlights!

April 26:

RHINOS.............. 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 - 3 8 1
FUNGOES......... 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 1 6 1

Alex Rodriguez had 2 base hits and 2 RBI as the RHINOS topped the FUNGOES by a score of 3 to 1 at Pac Bell Park.

C.C. Sabathia pitched a solid game. He went 8 innings and surrended up 6
hits and 2 walks. The RHINOS had 8 hits for the night.

Sabathia got relief help from Matt Garza who gained credit for his 1st save.
Brett Myers(2-3) was the losing pitcher. He allowed 5 hits and 1 walk in 7
innings.

April 27:

RHINOS.............. 0 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 - 3 10 0
FUNGOES......... 1 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 X - 4 9 0

Ryan Zimmerman hit 2 doubles and had 4 RBI as the FUNGOES beat the
RHINOS by a score of 4 to 3.

RHINOS were unable to claim the lead after the FUNGOES went ahead in the bottom of the
7th inning scoring a single run. Coco Crisp drew a walk. Brett Gardner was
next and he laid down a sacrifice bunt. Chone Figgins was the next batter,
but he struck out (AGAIN). Zimmerman followed next and he doubled. The FUNGOES finished
with 9 hits in the victory.

The win went to Clayton Kershaw(4-3) who allowed 3 runs in 7 innings. Ernesto
Frieri preserved the game for Kershaw, recording his his 10th. Matt
Garza(0-1) was given the loss in relief.

July 20:

RHINOS.............. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 - 2 10 2
FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 - 3 7 1

One run was the difference at Pac Bell Park as the WTFs defeated the
RHINOS in 10 innings 3 to 2.

The score was knotted at 2 after nine innings. FUNGOES won the hard fought
contest in the 10th inning. Chone Figgins drew a walk. Mike Napoli was next
to bat, but he was a strikeout victim. After another out, Nelson Cruz came
to bat and drew a walk. Ivan Rodriguez followed and he ripped a base-knock
to load the bases. Orlando Hudson stepped into the box and drew a (WALK OFF) walk
giving the FUNGOES the victory as 40,104 happy fans celebrated wildly (due to ten cent beer night). The RHINOS had 10
hits in the game while the FUNGOES had 7, but they were timely hits.

Will Ohman went 1 inning allowing no runs for the victory. The losing
pitcher was Jonny Venters in relief. He gave up 3 hits and 2 walks in 1
and 2/3 innings.

June 7:

FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 0 - 4 10 0
RHINOS.............. 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 - 3 3 0

Clayton Kershaw got credit for the victory, pitching 6 innings and
allowing 3 runs. Barry Enright took the loss. He gave up 8 hits and 4
walks in 7 innings.

June 8:

FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 - 1 6 1
RHINOS.............. 0 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 X - 6 9 0

Designated hitter Hanley Ramirez touched them all and had 2 RBI while Brett
Cecil tossed a complete game as the RHINOS outscored the FUNGOES 6
to 1.

June 9:

FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 - 2 10 1
RHINOS.............. 0 2 0 1 0 3 2 0 X - 8 11 1

Josh Beckett allowed the RHINO'S manager to rest his bullpen for the second night in a row, tossing a complete
game as the RHINOS Bitch Slapped the FUNGOES by the score of 8 to 2 at
Wrigley Field.

September 3:

FUNGOES......... 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 - 4 8 0
RHINOS.............. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2 0

Jon Garland had a strong outing as the WTF-ers defeated the RHINOS
by a score of 4 to 0 at Wrigley Field.

Garland was tremendous on the mound for the FUNGI. He surrendered only 2
hits and 2 walks in 8 innings lowering his ERA to 2.91. FUNGOES had 8 hits for
the night while the RHINOS had 2.

The loss was charged to Matt Garza. He allowed 4 runs and 7 hits in 8
and 1/3 innings.

September 4:

FUNGOES......... 2 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 - 7 12 0
RHINOS.............. 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 5 1

Rick Porcello had an impressive outing and Ryan Zimmerman went yard and had 2
RBI as the FUNGOES outscored the RHINOS 7 to 1.

Fungoes and Rhinos have a double-header remaining scheduled for July 21 at WTF.

Sidewinders vs FFTs

FFTs 8, Snakes 2

SSWs @ FFTS

4/22 SSWs win 5-4 behind a Wright 3 run HR. Jimenez beats Weaver and Feliz gets the one out save.

4/23 Just as he did with the Tweeners, Oswalt dominates and the FFTs win 3-1

4/24 Manny doubles twice and drives in two to lead the FFTs to 5-2 win. Santana over Danks.

7/18 M Young has 3 hits and 3 RBI to power the FFTs to a 6-1 victory.Kuroda pitches 7 strong innings for the win.

7/19 SSWs win 7-6 in 10 innings.Feliz gets the win after blowing the lead in the 9th.

FFTS@SSWS

6/4 FFTS WIN 1-0.Santana allows 4 hits over 7. Mariano gets the save. The only run of the game scored in the 2nd on a 2 base error by Jason Bartlett. Sanchez allows 2 FFT hits and an unearned run in the CG loss.

6/5 Oswalt bests Peavy 6-4. Ichiro hits a 2 run tater

9/1 FFTs win 1-0 behind Kuroda and Rivera. Ubaldo is the tough luck loser.

9/1 FFTs take the nightcap 10-5. The SSWs find a new way to lose making 3 errors that lead to 6 unearned runs

9/2 Weaver and Rivera combine for the 5-3 mercy killing.

I am beginning to think Branyan and Thames are not enough to save this team.......

DVs at Tweeners

DVs 3, Tweeners 2

DVs take 3 of 5 from the Tweeners to complete the perfect Tweener split for the season (5-5).

G 1 DVs ride Latos to a 5-2 win.

G 2 The Tweeners bounce back as King Felix strikes out 15 and has a complete game to eat up some innings that the Mullen brothers won’t have to face in a 9-2 drubbing.

G 3 The DVs love the road hookers and pick up an unremarkable, but appealing to the eye candy, win at 7-4

G 4 The ping pong match continues with the Tweeners winning 6-2 as Luke Scott and Alex Gonzalez hit home runs to win back the favor of the ‘trim’ that had previously been stamped by the DVs

G 5 Roy Halladay continues to love road cooking as he evens his record at 5-5 with a 7-6 win that the bullpen nearly gave away. Roy has already requested the Cy Young voting this year be done with only road stats taken into account.

Enough of that, back to the chocolate bunnies.

DVs

Buckeyes at Tweeners

Buckeyes 3, Tweeners 2

Buckeyes 3 Tweeners 2 in 5 at Tweeners

June 7 - GPB 6 TWN 4 - Conrad with a 2 run pinch hit single in 8th breaks the 4 all tie.

June 8 - GPB 14 TWN 5 - Buckeyes pund out 17 hits. Buck with an HR and 5 RBI's

June 9 - TWN 2 GPB 0 - Scott with a 2 run HR in 9th to break the scoreless tie

Sept 3 - GPB 7 TWN 1 - Lilly the winner. Pence hits 2 HR's and Prado an HR

Sept 4 - TWN 9 GPB 4 - Hudson the winner. Hart drives in3 and Swisher drives in 2 with an HR. Tweeners hit 6 doubles.

Sidewinders at Killer Bees

Snakes 3, Bees 0

Snakes go 3-0 at the Hive.

Tweeners at Buckeyes

Buckeyes 3, Tweeners 2

4 shutouts, 2 for each team, and in the other game we snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Back-to-back shutouts to begin the series by Lilly and Padilla with help from some other nondescript pitchers. I know we rolled BP-HR at least a dozen times in those 2 games. Then Cole Hamels was relieved in game 3 with his shutout intact throught 7.2 IP, and on the next pitch Ben Zobrist found the clear HR on Kameron Loe's card. So we finally scored after 25.2 innings, while Wainwright & friends combined for the shutout. We split a doubleheader to close the series. In the nightcap, Daniel Hudson(4-0) pitched a fine game. He surrendered 4 hits and 1 walk in 6 innings reducing his ERA from 1.56 to 1.16. Neither team managed to score after the 4th inning. Santiago Casilla preserved the game for Hudson, recording his his 2nd save. Earlier that day, Felix Hernandez was removed with a 4-1 lead in the 8th inning, and the efforts of the Tweeners' bullpen were thusly summarized by the Buckeyes' beat writer:
At Buckeyes the GLENN Buckeyes outdistanced the NORM TWEENERS by a final score of 8 to 4. A hugely decisive outburst by GLENN in the 8th inning quieted any NORM hopes for a victory as they creamed NORM blasting them with 7 runs on 6 hits. The highlight belonged to Brooks Conrad who made the crowd come alive when he belted a three-run homer.

Sidewinders at Buckeyes

Buckeyes 3, Snakes 2

We did not fare much better against the Buckeyes...

Game 1 Buckeyes win 3-2 on Ortiz and Prado homers off Jimenez who pitched the complete game. Lilly yielded 2 unearned runs and 3 relievers pitch the 9th with Meek getting the save. The Snakes steal 8 bases in the loss.

Game 2 Buckeyes win 5-1. Conrad hits a 3 run bomb off Danks, Padilla is the winner and Meek gets the save again.

Game 3 Lester tosses a 5 hit shutout. Snakes win 6-0. Hamels was the loser.

Game 4 Lilly beats Jimenez again. Ortiz with another big HR. Lidge with save.

Game 5 Snakes were down 2-0 when Rasmus hits a grand slam off of D Wheeler in the top of the 9th. Feliz saves the Danks victory.

We suck.

SSWs

Sidewinders at Mavs

Mavs 4, Snakes 1

First game was against the Mavs which we lost in the bottom of the 20TH INNING on a pitchers x single. Final was 4-3. It was tied at 3 after 9. Game 2 goes to MAVS 5-1. Bucholz throws complete game striking out 10. Morrow takes the loss. Billy Butler hit a 3run HR late off of Zambrano to put the game out of reach.

Games 3 Lester tosses a 7 hit shutout, Snakes win 3-0 behind Ryan Kalish's 2 run single in the top of the 6th.

Game 4 A balanced Mav attack leads to a 7-4 Mav victory behind Phil Hughes.

Game 5 Mavs torch the Snake pen for a 7-3 victory.Upton has 3 hits and Uribe hit a solo HR.

So we went 1-4 vs Mavs.

Tweeners at DVs

Tweeners 3, DVs 2

Game 1 DVs jump on Wainwright for a 6 run lead, but Latos gives up a 7-run 5th inning and Tweeners win 8-6. In game 2, aided by 9 walks, Tweeners beat Matusz as Dan Hudson runs his record to 3-0. For some reason, 46,399 fans showed up to see DVs win game 3 by a score of 5-4. Both teams tried repeatedly to lose game 4, and the DVs finally succeeded. Despite DVs' 6 homers (3 by Matt Holliday), Tweeners win 12-8 in 11 innings. DVs salvage the split as Wainwright gives up homers to Stanton and Granderson and Halladay wins game 5 2-0.

Fungoes at Mavs

Mavs 3, Fungoes 2

April 07

FUNGOES......... 0 1 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 - 4 6 0

MAVS............... 1 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 X - 5 12 1

April 08

FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 2 0 3 0 0 - 5 8 0

MAVS............... 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 X - 7 7 0

April 09

FUNGOES......... 2 3 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 - 7 9 0

MAVS............... 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 - 1 4 1

July 01

FUNGOES......... 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 5 0

MAVS............... 0 0 0 3 2 0 0 0 X - 5 5 0

July 02

FUNGOES......... 0 0 1 1 0 4 0 0 0 - 6 12 0

MAVS............... 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 2 0 - 5 10 0

“I was a little good, a little bad and a little ugly.” said Homer Bailey, “I was just giving us a chance to win.”

That pretty much sums up the whole series!!

Fungoman

FFTs at Zaps

FFTs 3, Zaps 2

[1]BOXSCORE: 2011 TERRY FFT'S At 2011 TRISTAN VIVAZAPASTAS 4/17/2011

FFT'S..........- 4 10 0

VIVAZAPASTAS....- 3 9 2

39,281 fans were treated to a fine game at PNC Park as only one run separated

the combatants at game's end. The TERRY FFT'S ended a long winless drought

and won by the slimmest of margins, 4 to 3.

'Ahhh, how sweet it is,' TERRY's manager sighed. 'That win feels like a tall,

cool drink of water after spending far too much time in the desert lately.'

[1]BOXSCORE: 2011 TERRY FFT'S At 2011 TRISTAN VIVAZAPASTAS 4/18/2011

FFT'S........... 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 - 2 8 0

VIVAZAPASTAS.... 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 - 5 7 0

[1]BOXSCORE: 2011 TERRY FFT'S At 2011 TRISTAN VIVAZAPASTAS 7/13/2011

FFT'S........... 1 0 1 1 3 0 0 0 2 - 8 19 1

VIVAZAPASTAS.... 0 3 7 3 0 0 0 0 - 13 11 0

[1]BOXSCORE: 2011 TERRY FFT'S At 2011 TRISTAN VIVAZAPASTAS 7/14/2011

FFT'S........... 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 - 4 11 1

VIVAZAPASTAS.... 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 - 1 6 1

The win by TERRY is a very welcome one as they have been struggling in recent

days. only 2-8 in their last ten games.

[1]BOXSCORE: 2011 TERRY FFT'S At 2011 TRISTAN VIVAZAPASTAS 7/15/2011

FFT'S........... 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 1 - 6 10 0

VIVAZAPASTAS.... 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 - 3 6 1

Warpigs at Tweeners

Warpigs 2, Tweeners 1

Gm1 - Pigs 6, Tweeners 1 - Ordonez homered. Ohlendorf bests Bumgarner.

Gm2 - Tweeners 11, Pigs 4 - Luke Scott homers twice. Cliff Lee gets hammered.

Gm3 - Pigs 1, Tweeners 0 - Trevor Cahill outduels Felix Hernandez. A first inning run holds up.

Zaps at FFTs

Zaps 5, FFTs 0

All the little things fell the Zaps way. Zaps out homered the FFTs 5-0 and stole 10 bases in five games as the Zaps sweep the series.

Game 1 Two FFT errors lead to two unearned runs as Zaps win 5-3.

Game 2 Westbrook and the pen stymie the FFT’s as Zaps win 4-1.

Game 3 FFT’s leave the bases loaded three times while five stolen bases power the Zaps 6-2.

Game 4 Baustista’s two-run 8^th inning taters gives the Zaps a lead the pen doesn’t relinquish. 4-3.

Game 5 Zaps win 5-3 in 14 after Brignac’s 2-base 2-out error in the 9^th blows the save for Rivera.

Killer Bees at DiamondVision

Bees 3, DVs 2

Mavs at Fungoes

Fungoes 3, Mavs 2

Well we aren't very good to begin with and this series we weren't very lucky either. Actually both teams kind of sucked but we sucked more. We hit into 11 DP's in five games. The Fungoes on the other hand were caught stealing 8 times but stole successfully 11 times. But our seven errors sort of gave you the edge and you took 3 of 5. I'll send a rotation and computer manager in a bit. The first score is the mavs.

May 21	1-2
May 22	2-3
August 14	7-4
August 15	2-3
August 16	3-2

A Note From the FFTs

Manny was, is, and always will be Manny.

FFT Management

Last said about that. tm

Warpigs at Zaps

Warpigs 5, Zaps 0

gm1 - Pigs win 11-3. Clayton Richard with the complete game.

gm2 - Pigs win 16-2. Andy Pettitte matches Richard with his own CG.

gm3 - Pigs win 4-1. Cahill over Scherzer.

gm4 - Pigs win 3-2. Josh Johnson loses his shutout in the 8th and the game in the 9th.

gm5 - Pigs win 6-0. Clayton Richard and four relievers throw the shutout.

Mavs at DVs

Mavs 3, DVs 2

well I don't know what happened in game two. I was saving at bats, pinchhitting Gallardo and so on and suddenly I had a lead. First score is the Mavs.

May 23	46	4-13
May 24	47	13-12
May 25	48	6-1
August 18	128	9-7
August 19	129	3-5

Rhinos at Mavs

Rhinos 4, Mavs 1

30 May - Mavs 6 Rhinos 3

Hochevar pitched a solid game surrendering 7 hits, 3 walks and striking out 9 Rhinos in 8 innings.

31 May - Rhinos 3 Mavs 1

Braun homered for the Rhinos ignigting a 2 run outburst in the 3rd. Hughes pitches a complete game loss.

26 Aug - Rhinos 8 Mavs 6

Gallardo got hammered, allowing 12 of the 15 Rhino hits in 7 and 1/3 innings. Rhino pitching wasn't much better, allowing 16 hits to the Mavs. Cervilli went 4 for 4, scoring 2 runs.

27 Aug - Rhinos 7 Mavs 5

Sabathia allowed 1 run in 6 innings and picked up the victory. Hochevar suffered the

loss getting touched for 10 hits and 2 walks in 4 and 2/3 innings.

28 Aug - Rhinos 10 Mavs 0

Votto provided much of the Rhino offense, going 3 for 4 with six RBI's, 4 of which came on a grand slam in the 2nd.

Warpigs at Wahoos

Wahoos 4, Warpigs 0

gm 1 - Wahoos score 5 in the 2nd inning off of Ross Ohlendorf. Wahoos win 5-2.

gm 2 - A 3-run homer with two outs in the bottom of the 8th give the Wahoos a 4-3 lead. The Pigs tie it in the 9th on a triple by Stephen Drew, but the Wahoos win it 5-4 in 12 innings.

gm 3 - R.A. Dickey outduels Cliff Lee in the Blue Jeans Special. Wahoos win 3-2.

gm 4 - Justin Morneau continues to dominate the Pigs. Hoos win 7-5.