Priorities

Is it just me, or does anyone else have a problem with Eric Gagne's commercial? In it, he tries to throw a fastball through a plastic trash bag - thereby proving the strength of the bag. This is a guy who, because of arm problems, threw a mere 13 innings in 2005 and then only 2 in 2006.

Trade

The FFTs traded Ryan Church to the Warpigs for Gary Sheffield.

Standings update 9/17/06

B.U.D.	W	L	%	GB		Remaining Games	Last Update
Warpigs	89	55	.618	--		18	9/17/06
Rhinos	46	35	.568	12		81	8/9/06
Oilers	70	87	.446	26		5	9/16/06
Wahoos	40	80	.333	37		42	9/15/06
M.F.D.	W	L	%	GB
Buckeyes	76	49	.608	--		37	9/16/06
Inmates	66	64	.508	13		32	9/17/06
Mavs	58	51	.532	10		53	9/5/06
Nads	24	33	.421	18		105	3/26/06
A.W.D.	W	L	%	GB
Sidewinders	53	39	.576	--		70	8/21/06
Killer Bees	21	27	.438	10		114	7/18/06
Tweeners	44	65	.404	18		53	9/17/06
Zaps	29	41	.414	13		92	7/16/06
N.E.R.D.D.	W	L	%	GB
Fungoes	83	59	.585	--		20	9/16/06
FFTs	92	70	.568	1		0	9/10/06
Drillers	45	47	.489	13		70	9/17/06
DVs	62	78	.443	20		22	9/16/06