tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31857162.post6834621391490430841..comments2023-04-10T04:05:34.437-05:00Comments on Big Innings: The 2016 NASOMA All Star GamePatrick Shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12768125759097593522noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31857162.post-43446691280887847862016-07-18T09:35:31.912-05:002016-07-18T09:35:31.912-05:00The good news: Cargo, being an Inmate, scoffed at ...The good news: Cargo, being an Inmate, scoffed at his "injuries" and will be back in the lineup for the LDMF at the next game, using the rational that nobody would notice any change in his hitting anyway. The bad news: Baptist Bowl stadium personnel, being unused to crowds larger than a few dozen, have been unable to unplug the toilet that the entire crowd had to use at the All-Star game. All future potty-goers will have to use the old tree just beyond the rightfield fence for the foreseeable future. Also, several of the Baptist Bowl Choralaires suffered potential season-ending injuries after performing "Sit On My Face" during the 7th inning stretch when they attempted to sit on each other's faces without protective padding on their beaks. First-Aid responders commented that this was the worst case of mass BeakButt they'd seen since the infamous "Cuckoo" series several decades ago.The HEAD INMATEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941263122664335156noreply@blogger.com